*when I go in for my interview today*
Interviewer: so tell me about yourself
Me: first things first im the realist

existic:

if someone doesn’t reply back I’ll just assume he/she hates me

Satan: [appears]
Satan: You can have anything you wan--
Me: LANGUAGE.
Satan: What?
Me: GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.
Satan: What the--?
Me: YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.
Satan: Wouldn't you rather have love or money?
Me: EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.

sextradite:

ridge:

IM REALLY TIRED OF PARENTS THINKING THAT EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET IS A PREDATOR 

ikr wanna meet up and talk about it so where do you live?

hannahdosserie:

last night

hannahdosserie:

last night

kyary:

when youre very proud of yourself

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cynicz:

do NOT look at my messy room

cynicz:

do NOT look at my messy room